Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . .
V is for this very special day.
A for all the sweets comin' our way.
L is for the love we're gonna spread.
E for every candy heart in red.
N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses.
T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes.
I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups.
N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups.
E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth.
S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath.
D for do you like our Valentine's Day song?
A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long.
Yippeeeee!
On Valentine's Day I wish you hearts and flowers printed on boxer shorts worn by some hunk who's massaging your neck and feeding you chocolates HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
Cupid never misses the mark
when hes hooking other people up,
but some of his own pick-up lines ?
Well, you be the judge
Whats your sign, honey?
Mines the Archer,
and I always hit the target,
if you know what I mean
Baby, once you go Cupid,
the rest are just stupid.
Whoa, is that an arrow
in my diaper or am I
just happy to see you?
My Cloud 9 or yours?
My name is Cupid,
but you can call me
the God of Love
because I am,
the God of Love.
Really, it says so right here
on my drivers license.
Do you believe in love at first sight
or should I do another flyby?
Wanna go back to my well, crib?
No, not working for ya? Well, baby,
this will!
Its Valentines Day -
watch your back, Sweetie!
There are many traditional ways to say "I love you" Some say it with flowers Some say it with candy Then, there's MY way What can I say? I'm APE over you! Happy Valentine's Day