In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little rock concert for you! Ready to see the show? Its your birthday go wild and have a little fun!
In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little disco show for you! Ready to get down? Welcome to the Birthday Band Maker! Ready to customize and send a fun band of furry friends to sing a disco Happy Birthday tune? Lets get started! Its your birthday boogie down and have some fun!
Birthday wishes just for you . . . for the simple joys that make life so amazing, the unexpected moments that make it an adventure, and whatever fills your world with lasting and real happiness. Happy Birthday
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Lo! I say me this IS a good morrow! Meaning I was able to crawl out of bed this morning. The day of your birthing, you, a wonder of procreation, Its your birthday, huh? a quintessence of delight, thou! and everyones supposed to be nice to you. Lest I a flap-mouthed prattler be Dispensing unkind and windy begattings that brine the ears of all shires and good wives, Well, before I start boring you with a lot of crap I now do in good sooth say me That to be of thine acquaintance tis a fine and most noble occupation. It beats wearing a paper hat to work... For thine generosity is boundless as the seas! And ifaith your worthiness, by my countenance, is past-proportion! and I guess youre a nice person as far as I know, anyway. Now, tis time to frolic and carouse To make mirth and jest with good-faced chatmates! So...lets party! Aye, let us sit us down and eat and drink most well Of plumpy repast and frothy tankards, a most kindest cut of cake, Lets eat and drink To a point where I fear we mayst glutton ourselves! till were half stupid! For a lumpish, fly-bitten jolthead would be I And, since I dont want to be a jerk about it, were I not to send many and hearty wishings to you! let me get this over with now: Happy Birthday! And may you always merry be On this day, and constantly. Happy Birthday
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!