You gave me the roots to start this life And then you gave me wings to fly And I learned to dream because you believed in me. There's no power like it on this earth. No treasure equal to its worth. The gift of a mother's love. Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mothers Day Mother You taught me well to trust myself in all that I do to enjoy the simple things life has to offer to be honest and true to give back to the world to look for the best in others, while always trying to be the best person I can be and, to love with a full heart, for thats the only way to love. My heart is full of love for you. To my teacher, my mentor, my friend, my wonderful mother I wish you only the best this Mothers Day
M is for the Many Meals you Made me O is for how Often I was bad T is for the Times I Tried your patience H is for your Hugs when I was sad E is for your Energy and Effort, and all the Extra-special things you do R is for the Rare time I Remember to say Im Really glad my Mom is you! Happy Mothers Day
The Many Faces of Motherhood Most moms lead busy, complex lives and experience a variety of emotions. Relying on family to understand these feelings is usually a mistake. Thats why we developed the EMOTE-O-GRAPH 4000. It uses the latest in sophisticated pipe cleaner technology to help you share your feelings without having to say a word. Adjust the EMOTE-O-GRAPH 4000 to match your current mood. Here are a few examples of actual emotions submitted by real moms just like you!HAPPY FACE It says to the world, I am one mellow mama! My family showers me with love and respect. Or, it might just say, Thank heaven for margaritas! YUMMY FACE This face is often worn by moms who have just enjoyed a fine meal at a nice restaurant. Not only is she surrounded by her loving family, she didnt have to cook, or wash all those dishes. BLANK STARE When confronted with a bizarre situation, Mom might seem to totally blank out while she wonders to herself, I thought this kind of family stuff only happened on that daytime talk show where they throw the chairs at each other. OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED This seems to reflect a typical moms response to the actions and tastes of her own offspring. We get this one a lot! MILD DISAPPOINTMENT One of Moms most devastating weapons GUILT! This could be a sad look sometimes accompanied with a rueful smile as she lets you know that its your life. You can do what you want, even though it will break her heart. ANGER Moms are usually slow to actually get downright angry, but when they do, well, fasten your seat belt its going to be a rough ride! Youll have to walk on egg shells when Mom is in this state. Happy Mothers Day to a wonderfully complex MOM
While you are young, if just someone loves you uncritically, you will have love to give for the rest of your life. Mom, you are that someone to me and I love you with all of my heart. Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day! Marie: "We told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer. Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do, they all lie to their kids for their own good." Ray: "Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children." Marie: "No, they don't." Thanks for believing in me.
Every mother makes an impact on their kid's life... Debra: "He needs to talk to somebody about this." Frank: "Like who, the shrink?" Debra: "What's wrong with that?" Marie: "Excuse me, but they don't help. They just blame the mother." Ray: "That can't be it." Thankfully, yours was a good one. Happy Mother's Day!
My mother deserves bouquets the best flowers thy can grow perfume and jewelry, chocolates and cookie dough. I'm glad it's Mother's Day So I can say "Hello." I'd do it anyway, I'm not a fool, you know. My mom deserves stuff Like a really great kid, And who's that great kid? That would be me. That would be me. Thaaaaaaaaaaaattt would be ME. Happy Mother's Day!
Mothers of the Animal Kingdom Pig Moms Fly Moms Ostrich Moms Raccoon Moms Black Widow Moms Without you, Mom, who knows what kind of animal I would have become? Thanks, and Happy Mother's Day
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Ill pick my socks up, Moms not my maid, I should ignore the things my weird friends do. So many nights wide awake she laid, Would I come home with piercings or tattoos? The years are passing, they go so fast, Im glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule. But I was worried and glad she passed On that threat of military school. (The years are passing, they go so fast,) (Im glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule.) (But I was worried and glad she passed) Wheres mom? (On that threat of military school.) We know a mothers work is never done, Shes always helping, right from the start When theres a problem, shes always calm, Theres nothing tender as a mothers heart. (But when theres trouble or we feel distress,) Be calm (Theres one thing that we all know for sure) Heres mom! (Well need our mothers to clean up the mess.) Theres one thing that we all know for sure Nothings tender as a mothers heart! Wishing you a relaxing, trouble-free Mothers Day. Click here for a special message (OPTIONAL)
Youre more than a wonderful Mom youre the keeper of memories, the maker of everyday miracles and the one whose love brightens ordinary days and makes every occasion special . . . Youre more than a wonderful Mom youre a remarkable woman whos thought of today and always with love and a wish for everything that brings you joy. Happy Mothers Day, Mom Hope Its as Special as You Are