Change is here! Presenting President Barack Obama! No more song and dance! Way to go, America! OR Here's some straight talk . . . Presenting President John McCain! No more song and dance! Way to go, America!
and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. HA! Suckers! Thats right. Its me! Al Gore is finally President! Just like he shoulda been before! Not so fast, greenie. Ya didnt think I was gonna go away so easy now, did ya? Youve fallen right into my trap, cowboy! I havent forgotten about 2004! I won that election! Now IM the PRESIDENT!" "Your time has passed, Senator. Now THIS ladys in charge!" "I have something to say about THAT!" Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, I guess I can take THIS off now. Much better. Now lets go huntin. God Bless America (We need all the help we can get.)
Gonna load up the flatbed, move the family out East, Blowin smoke on the trail, folks wont know they been fleeced. Kissin babies, pumping fists, whatever gets the job done, Dont like steaks? No problem tell em Im a vegan. Its my turn in the White House, these guys are only fakes, Its my turn in the White House, theyre givin me earaches. Its my turn in the White House, gonna make it my own lil farm, Its my turn in the White House, Republicans/Democrats leave me lukewarm. Pull on your boots, it's about to get muddy.
This whole health care thing is killing me. I mean, really everyone has a plan. Hillary has a plan, and it sounds pretty good. But then Barack comes out and says that its pretty much her old plan from ten years ago that never went anywhere and wouldnt work anyhow. Then Barack has a plan. But Hillary says it only does half the job, and its going to cost a zillion dollars. Then McCain has a plan, but it sounds to me exactly like the plan we have now. And then Hillary and Barack come out and say that McCains plan is as evil as eating babies. Ugh. Me? Well, after hearing about all the other plans, Ive come up with my own. So whats up with you, eh?