Son n. carrier of contagious laughter; dreamer of astonishing dreams; a cure for the blues; coolest of the cool; inspiration for happy memories (see also: joy) Youre the definition of a wonderful son, and youre loved very much. Happy Valentines Day
Friends make the world go 'round Too many cocktails make the room go 'round. We already know what kind of friend you are (The BEST), but what we need to find out is What Drink Are You? My favorite place to drink is on vacation at a sports bar at a party at a club at home What am I usually thinking the day after a night out? I overslept! I cant believe they blew that game. I cant believe I did that. How did I get that bruise? My girlfriends are the best. Drinking makes me pee relaxed chatty less inhibited stupid My favorite reality show is about cars fashion home makeovers island survival travel adventures The saying I most relate to is A purse full of credit cards is a terrible thing to waste. Happiness is a state of wine. Its five oclock somewhere Wine is fine but liquors quicker Theres no I in team. My drink of choice is best paired with cheese peanuts beer chaser fruit slices finger foods My fantasy job is resort owner a professional coach designer renowned author bounty hunter I drink to celebrate unwind escape let loose get drunk The drinking song I like to sing along to Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles Red, Red Wine by UB40 All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight by Hank Williams Jr Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet Captain Jack by Billy Joel Youre a Beer! Beer Here! Down to earth and friendly, youre the kind of person whos everyones friend. Whether youre cheering for your favorite team or hanging out with your best friends, the good times are always better whenever youre there. Youre a Primo Vino Salut! Like a fine wine, your taste is unequaled. You enjoy good food and casual get-togethers with friends where the laughter flows as freely as the alcohol. You have a way of making others feel at home. Youre a Cosmo! Carrie Bradshaw didnt have anything on you! A Cosmopolitan isnt just a drink its a lifestyle! Hip and fashionable, youre always the first to kick your sexy heels and enjoy a night out with the girls. Youre a shot! Straightforward and intense, youre not one for all that frou-frou stuff that interferes with good, old-fashioned drinkin. Why mess around with all those unnecessary ounces that take you away off the barstool and into the bathroom? Youre a Tropical Drink Exotic and adventurous, youre not one to sit around and daydream. Why fantasize about tropical destinations when you can just as easily pack your bags and take the next flight out? Lifes a beach and you have the little umbrellas in your drinks to prove it. Having you for a friend Ill drink to that! Another round?